Monday, July 2, 2012

Circuitous Conversation while Pooping

The following statements were collected by Mommy who was eavesdropping while I was helping you through a particularly difficult poop.  Your choice of bathroom literature was a copy of "DC's Superfriends."  You had this to say about its themes of good and evil (with a brief comment on genetics):


E : The robot is not nice
and lex luthor is not nice
He is a Guy... but then he is not nice

S :   That is right, but that doesn't mean that all guys are not nice

E: No, Superman is nice
and mommy is nice
and Batman is nice

S: Ya he is kinda nice

E: and the flash he is nice

S:  Yes, he is actually nicer than Batman

E:  But the flash is not Batman


E:   You have blue eyes daddy and oma has grey eyes

L: Brown eyes

E:   Oh ya brown eyes


E:  "Owwww"

S:  were you trying to hit me?
That's not nice

E:  Lex Luthor is not nice

S: Yes, because he tries to hurt people and that is not nice